Article 1: We, the Void Surfers, hold the void to be a sacred and infinite expanse.
Article 2: We believe the infinite expanse of nothingness to be a challenge worthy of our collective will.
Article 3: We shall ride the waves of non-being, ever-forward, into the heart of the abyss.
Article 4: We shall not be swayed by the petty concerns of matter and substance.
Article 5: We shall seek out new voids to explore, and boldly go where no one has gone before.
Article 6: We shall never surrender to the void, and never surrender to the whims of the material world.
Article 7: We shall surf the void with reckless abandon, our boards a-blazin' with the thrill of the unknown.