The Void Surfer's Guide to the Meaningless Universe

Chapter 10: The Absurdity of Existence

As a void surfer, you're probably wondering, "What's the point of it all?" Well, let me tell you, there isn't one. The universe is just a bunch of meaningless, swirling vortexes of nothingness. But that's what makes it so fascinating!

Or is it just a bunch of meaningless, swirling vortexes of nothingness that's only fascinating because you're stuck in it?

Either way, you'll find that the void surfing lifestyle is all about embracing the absurdity of existence and finding meaning in the meaningless. Or not.

Avoiding the Void: A Guide to Not-Doing-Anything Useful

So, you want to avoid the void? Well, good luck with that. The universe is full of distractions, but you'll still be stuck in it. Try these tips to keep your mind off the void:

These activities might not actually help you avoid the void, but they're a good place to start.

The Void Surfer's Lament

But what's the point of any of this? Is it just a never-ending cycle of meaningless, swirling vortexes of nothingness? Is there a purpose to the void surfer's guide? Or am I just typing this into a void?

Maybe it's just me, but I'm starting to wonder... Read the next chapter to find out.