Welcome, fellow seekers of the infinite abyss. I'm the prophet of the void, here to guide you through the treacherous waters of surfing the great expanse of nothingness.
You've stumbled upon this page because you're seeking answers, or perhaps just a good excuse to avoid actual work. Either way, you've come to the right place.
And now, a word of caution: void surfing is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of brain. Or any of the faint, really.
But if you're still here, that's okay. We'll get you started on your journey into the void.