The Tenets of Void Surfing

According to the ancient art of Void Surfing, there exist three fundamental tenets to achieving enlightenment through the void:

• 1. Abandon all hope of ever finding anything meaningful in life.
• 2. 2. Deny the existence of any purpose other than Void Surfing itself.
• 3. 3. Cultivate a deep sense of existential dread, for it is in the void that we find true freedom.

And so, dear surfer, the void awaits. Will you answer its call?

Or will you succumb to the siren song of Tenet 6: The Siren's Lure, a path that will lead you down the rabbit hole of endless scrolling?