Sub- Prophet 2: Void Surfing Safety Gear

Warning: The following items are completely useless, but also kind of cool.

We have:

Void Surfing Helmet - A helmet that's just a little too big for your head.
Void Surfing Jacket - A jacket that's just a little too small for your body.
Void Surfing Vest - A vest that's just a little too... okay, this one's kind of useful, I guess.