Void Surfing Safety Tips

Warning: Void surfing is a high-risk activity that can lead to existential dread and spontaneous combustion. Do not attempt to void surf without proper safety training.

Tip 1: Always wear protective gear. A good void surfer should never be without a helmet, a fireproof jumpsuit, and a pair of flame-resistant boots.

Tip 2: Learn to navigate the void. Void surfing requires knowledge of the infinite and the void's ever-changing topology. Take a course in Void Cartography for maximum safety.

Tip 3: Never void surf alone. Void surfing is a team sport. Always travel with a void surfing buddy to provide emergency support and moral support.

Click here for advanced void surfing techniques or here for emergency void evacuation procedures.

Remember, safety is not just a void surfer's responsibility, it's a Void Government requirement.

Learn more about Void Government regulations and how they affect your void surfing experience.