The Void Surfing Technique 4: A Guide to Navigating the Infinite Nothingness

Step 1: Prepare for the Void

Don a spacesuit, grab some snacks, and mentally prepare yourself for the existential crisis that is Void Surfing.

Step 1: Snack Preparation | Technique 5: The Art of Surfing on Nothing

Warning: Void Surfing can lead to:

Existential dread
Cognitive dissonance
Unrelenting boredom

Side Effects May Include:

Spontaneous combustion of the soul
Temporary blindness to the pointlessness of existence
Permanent damage to your sense of humor