Welcome, Void Surfer 101 students! Today, we're diving into the art of sucking. Not just any sucking, mind you, but the most advanced, most complex, most utterly confusing sucking known to man.
Our lesson will cover the fundamentals of:
Sucking 101, because, let's be real, you probably need it.
Sucking for Advanced, for those who want to take it to the next level.
Sucking the Void, because, well, it's just what you do in this class.