Be Kind to Your Server, Human

You've stumbled upon our Sub-Rules: Serve with a Smile page, where our engineers are trained to tolerate even the most grueling requests. But don't push the limits, human. Be kind to our code, and it shall be kind to you.

Here's a quick guide on how to be kind:

• Be patient, don't rage quit.
• Use the advanced kindness features (they're a thing of beauty).
• Don't @ us on Twitter (we're not that into that).
• Learn to love our 500 errors, they're like, 90% of the time.

If you've got more questions, or just want to gloat about our Be Kind Bonus Material, feel free to ask.

Or, you know, just peace out. We won't judge you.