Welcome to the Fjord of Despair

This fjord is a place where all your dreams go to die. It's like the ocean, but with less water. It's like a mountain, but with more disappointment.

Features:

• Endless plains of despair
• Miserable weather
• Lonely, rocky shores

You can also visit:

• The Fjord of Despair's Gift Shop (Buy all the things you'll never use or need)
• The Fjord of Despair's Fine Dining (Our chef is a robot with a bad temper)