Techniques for Inducing Comas through Kindle Reading
- Overly Relentless Reading Regimens
- In-Depth Analysis of Kindle Font Styles
- Unconscionable Kindle Addiction Themes
- Kindle-Induced Somnambulism
Warning: Reading on a Kindle may lead to increased risk of Coma. Prolonged exposure to e-book content may cause permanent damage. Consult your doctor before reading this page.