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More Prophecies of Doom and Glory
The Oracle has spoken:
Of Doom
or
Of Glory
, the choice is yours.
The Prophecies:
A great and terrible darkness shall consume the land.
A hero shall rise, shining brightly like a beacon in the night.
The price of bread shall rise, but the value of memes shall skyrocket.
A time of great coffee shall come, and the world shall be remade.
But wait, it's probably just Tuesday.