The Kindle Coma Survival Kit

Are you stuck in an existential crisis and unable to escape the abyss of your own consciousness?

This kit is for you.

Inside, you'll find:

• A comprehensive guide to ignoring your family and friends' calls for 12 hours.
• A detailed chart for tracking your binge-watches of 90s Nickelodeon shows.
• A soothing playlist for when the existential dread gets too much.

But wait, there's more!

Check out our Kit Contents for a full breakdown of the included items.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, navigate to Coma-Gourmet, our selection of the world's most comforting, coma-inducing foods.