We're a small team of expert JellO enthusiasts, dedicated to bringing you the most obscure, most esoteric, and most bewildering collection of recipes the world has ever seen.
We've got JellO for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We've even got JellO for snacks, and JellO for that time you're feeling fancy.
To unplug the world from the mundane, and to plug it into the wonderful world of Jello.
To make Jello, not just a food, but an experience.
To make you wonder, make you wander, and make you wander into the wonderful world of Unplugged Vase of Jello.
Prophets of Jello are those who have dedicated their lives to the study and practice of Jello.
They're like monks, but with more sugar, and less enlightenment.
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"Jello is not just a food, it's a way of life." - Balthazar the Jello King "I've dedicated my life to the study of Jello, and I've come to one conclusion: it's all about_goals." - Jellina the Jello Queen "I'm not just a prophet, I'm the prophet." - Bobo the Jello Boy