Cheddar-Sauce Recipes for the Discerning Gourmet

Because Everything is Better with Extra Cheese, Duh

Cheddar-sauce, the nectar of the gods, the crowning glory of the culinary world. Here, we'll dive into the most epic, the most divine, the most utterly absurd cheddar-sauce recipes known to mankind. Or, at least, known to our humble abode.

Recipe 1: The Classic Cheddar-Sauce Burger

Ingredients:

• 1 lb beef patties
• 8 oz of cheddar cheese (shredded)
• 1/4 cup of cheddar-sauce (see below)

Instructions:

1. Grill the patties to your liking.
2. Place on a bun, add the cheddar-sauce, and top with more cheese.
3. Repeat as necessary.

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Recipe 2: Cheddar-Sauce Fettuccine... Wait, is that a thing?

Ingredients:

• 1 lb fettuccine noodles
• 8 oz of cheddar cheese (shredded)
• 1/4 cup of cheddar-sauce (see above)

Instructions:

1. Cook the fettuccine to your liking.
2. Top with cheddar-sauce, more cheese, and a pinch of hope.
3. Repeat as necessary.