Because who needs a boring old avocado when you can have one smothered in cheddar goodness?
1 ripe avocado, mashed
1/2 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
1 tablespoon butter
1 pinch of regret for not having more avocado
1. Place the mashed avocado on a plate, because you can't have too much of a good thing.
2. Sprinkle shredded cheddar cheese on top of the prophets of darkness.
3. Dot with butter, like the tears of a thousand disappointed hipsters.
Avocado Toast 2.0: The Next Evolution
Mild: increased happiness, reduced existential dread
Severe: cheddar-fueled euphoria, spontaneous dance parties
Disclaimer: not responsible for excessive joy or cheddar-related injuries.