Random Musings

I was thinking about the meaning of life the other day... or was I? I forget. Anyway, it started with a packet of stale crackers in my pantry.

Why do they make crackers so bland? Is it a conspiracy to make us all feel like failures? Like, 'Hey, let's just put some salt and water on this and call it a snack!' No, no, no. We want flavor, people!

Or maybe it's just a plot by the government to make us all crave more cheese. 'Cause let's face it, crackers are just a vehicle for cheese, aren't they? Like, who needs actual flavor when you have cheddar and a sprinkle of red pepper flakes?

But seriously, have you ever tried to eat a plain cracker? It's like eating a sad, crunchy disappointment.

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