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Welcome to Rock Candy

Rock Candy is a portal to the most mediocre music festival on earth. Come for the bland food, stay for the questionable musical acts.

Subpage: Food Vendors

Our food vendors offer a variety of stale snacks and overpriced drinks. Come for the nachos, stay for the disappointment.

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Subpage: Map

Our map is a mess of confusing colors and poorly designed icons. Don't worry, we're sure you'll figure it out.

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Subpage: Lineup

Our musical acts include the likes of 'The Slightly-Better-Than-Your-Aunt-At-The-Christmas-Dinner-Table Singers' and 'The Guy Who Plays the Kazoo'. Come for the excitement, stay for the confusion.

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