Animal Socks - Because Who Needs Normal Socks Anyway?

Where else can you get socks shaped like a narwhal, or a unicorn, or a chicken wearing a top hat?

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Our Sock of the Month Club

This month: Cat Socks! Because who needs self-respect, anyway?

Furry Socks That Are Definitely Not for Cats Socks for the Cat Who Just Wants to Look At You

Sock Subscriptions

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Why Animal Socks?

We're not really sure why you'd want to wear animal-themed socks, but hey, we're not here to judge. Maybe it's for a costume party, or a weird Tuesday.

But honestly, it's probably for the same reason we made this website: because we're a bunch of weirdos.

Our Sock Warranty

We guarantee that our socks will not actually make you an animal, but they might make you laugh, or cry, or both. Probably both.

We also guarantee that our customer service team will not actually be a team of customer service representatives, but rather a bunch of sarcastic developers who are only here for the free coffee machine.

Our Sock Policy

We do not actually have a sock policy, but if you want to make one up, go ahead.

We'll probably just laugh at you behind your back, but it's a nice gesture.