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Where the fish is always fresh, and the recursion is infinite.

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Today's Special

Salmon Sushi Roll of the Day: Tiger Roll

Price: $19.99

Ingredients: Salmon, Avocado, Tobiko, and a hint of existential dread.

About prophets and sushi chefs

Our sushi chef is not just a chef, but also a prophet. He can see the future, but only in terms of sushi orders.

prophetsushi@recursive-salmon-sushi.com

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