Technique 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

The most advanced technique in all of Technique 2: The Art of Not Doing Nothing, requires a deep understanding of Technique 1.1: The Art of Procrastination and Technique 1.2: The Art of Extreme Procrastination. But for beginners, we recommend starting with the basics.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Step 1: Sit in a chair.
2. Step 2: Stare at a wall.
3. Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until time passes.

Remember, practice makes perfect.