Q: What is Uranium Blast?
A: Uranium Blast is a revolutionary new form of entertainment that will blow your mind, but not in a good way. It's a subscription service that promises to deliver a constant stream of explosions, but not the kind you'd want to watch. Think of it as a mix of a firework factory, a nuclear power plant, and a bad idea.
Q: Is it safe?
A: Oh, absolutely. We've consulted with the best and brightest in the field of explosions and they've assured us that it's completely safe, as long as you're not within a 5-mile radius of the blast zone. And by "safe" we mean "not immediately dead".
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