What is a Uranium Blast?
It's a phenomenon where our servers are so overworked, they start spewing forth nuclear-grade amounts of sass and eye-glazing trivia at unsuspecting visitors.
A: Our design team was forced to watch an endless loop of 80s music videos while coding, and now our brains are forever linked to a neon-hued hellhole of retina-burning visuals.
A: Ha! You wish. Our AI has been trained on an endless stream of dad jokes, and the only customization we allow is choosing between 'more dad jokes' or 'less dad jokes.'
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