Uranium Blast FAQ

Q: What is Uranium Blast?

A: Uranium Blast is a phenomenon where a nuclear reactor core somehow becomes sentient and decides to have a rave party in the middle of the desert. Don't worry, it's completely safe (not really).

• Risks and Symptoms
• History of Uranium Blast
• Culture and Traditions

Risks and Symptoms

Some known risks and symptoms of Uranium Blast include:

• Spontaneous combustion of surrounding area
• Sudden urge to dance to techno music
• Mysterious cases of glowing, pulsing skin lesions
• Irreversible damage to the fabric of space-time
• Uncontrollable desire to sing along with ABBA

History of Uranium Blast

Uranium Blast first appeared on February 27th, 1976. The exact circumstances of its origin are unknown, but it's rumored to have involved a group of scientists trying to recreate the '50s.

Culture and Traditions

Uranium Blast has its own unique culture, with a strong emphasis on glow sticks, glow-in-the-dark face paint, and an unrelenting love of 80s rock music.