We're not just any lab, we're the best lab. We're not just any lab, we're the lab of choice for all the most diabolical minds in the city. Our scientists are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the creamiest of creams.
Our scientists are hard at work on the following projects:
We have state-of-the-art facilities that will make your head spin. Literally.
Meet the team that will make you question your life choices:
Don't be a stranger, contact us and we'll make sure to... not answer your questions.
Disclaimer: We're not actually secret, but we're trying. Don't try to find us, we're like a ghost lab or something.