Secret Labs: Where Genius Meets Madness

We're not just any lab, we're the best lab. We're not just any lab, we're the lab of choice for all the most diabolical minds in the city. Our scientists are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the creamiest of creams.

Our Current Projects

Our scientists are hard at work on the following projects:

  • Project Uranium: The Nuclear Option
  • Secret Sauce: The Flavor Enhancer
  • Stealth Bomb: The Discreetly Deadly

Our Facilities

We have state-of-the-art facilities that will make your head spin. Literally.

  • Containment Lab: The Place Where You'll Be Contained
  • Escape Lab: The Place Where You'll Be Escaping From
  • Secret Stairway: The Way to Nowhere

Our Team

Meet the team that will make you question your life choices:

  • Dr. Hypnotic: The One Who'll Make You Watch Paint Dry
  • Dr. Mad Science: The One Who'll Make You Question Reality
  • Dr. Mad Science's Secretary: The One Who'll Make You Sign Away Your Soul

Contact Us

Don't be a stranger, contact us and we'll make sure to... not answer your questions.

Contact Form: The Form That Will Change Your Life Forever

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: We're not actually secret, but we're trying. Don't try to find us, we're like a ghost lab or something.