**Section 1: Don't Even Think About It
According to the Uranium Blast Regulations 1, "anyone caught thinking about nuclear war is subject to immediate re-education through a combination of intense staring and awkward silhouettes."
**Section 2: Safety is Overrated
As per Uranium Blast Regulations 2, "any attempt to use a Hazmat suit for anything other than its intended purpose is considered a fashion statement and will result in a sternly worded letter from the authorities."
**Section 3: We're All Gonna Die Anyway
According to Uranium Blast Regulations 3, "in the event of a nuclear blast, all citizens are required to don their best disco outfit and perform the choreography from 'Stayin' Alive' to distract the radiation."