Because who needs atoms, am I right?
We're a cutting-edge research facility where we're pushing the boundaries of science by removing the boundaries of science.
Our state-of-the-art reactors use the most advanced technology to create a stable, antineutrino-rich environment.
Visit our FAQ for more information.
Or, you know, just visit us and see for yourself!
Warning: side effects may include spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion-related anxiety, and spontaneous combustion-induced existential dread.
Disclaimer: Not actually affiliated with any real-world scientific institution. Or science.