Subatomic Antineutrino Reactors: User Agreement

Disclaimer: You're Probably Not Ready For This

We're talking about subatomic antineutrino reactors here, folks. It's not for the faint of heart or those with fragile mental health. If you're still reading this, it's likely you're either a thrill-seeking adventurer or a glutton for punishment.

We can't be held responsible for any existential crises or spontaneous combustion that may occur as a result of interacting with our content.

By proceeding, you agree to the terms and conditions outlined in our non-existent lawyer's fine print.

• You will not hold us accountable for any damage to your sanity or local taxidermy shop.
• You will not attempt to use our content as a guide for actual reactor design or DIY nuclear engineering.
• You will not try to recreate our content with a hot glue gun and some spare parts from Home Depot.

By clicking "I agree", you're essentially telling us that you're ready for this.

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What's the Deal with Subatomic Antineutrino Reactors?

Subatomic antineutrino reactors are the future of nuclear power. Or so we claim. They're basically just really fancy, really expensive coffee makers for particles.

Our reactors use cutting-edge technology to accelerate the creation of antineutrinos, which are then used to... well, we're still working on that part.

We're looking for investors. And users. And therapists.

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