Welcome, shopper, to the Shop of Uncontrollable Chaos.

Today's Top Sellers:

• Panic Button: The Button That Panics You When You Need It Most.
• Bad Idea Box Set: A Collection of Unsound Decisions.
• Chaos Generator: Create Your Own Dilemma in 3 Easy Steps.

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• Buy One Panic Button, Get One Free! (Limited Time Only!)
• Free Shipping on Bad Idea Box Set with Purchase of 5 or More Bad Ideas!

Our Most Popular Product:

Chaos Generator 3000: The Ultimate in Uncontrollable Chaos

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Customer Reviews:

I bought the Panic Button and it panicked me!

- Bob, Shopper Extraordinaire

I bought the Bad Idea Box Set and now I'm single.

- Jane, Former Shopper

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