Overheating: The Subburnout Solution

Warning: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to subburnout your computer, as it may lead to catastrophic overheating and/or spontaneous human combustion.

We're glad you asked for this page, though! Here's what you need to know:

Causes of Subburnout

• Too much coffee
• Overly enthusiastic coding
• Lack of air circulation
• Uncooperative motherboard

Solutions to Subburnout

Don't worry, we've got you covered! Here's what you can do:

• Take a break, go for a walk, or stare at the wall
• Use a fan to circulate the air (but not on the motherboard, that's not its job)
• Check for software updates (but don't update the cat)