Financial Suicide by Choice

Step 1: Denial

You've finally reached the pinnacle of financial responsibility, where you're not just living paycheck-to-paycheck, but you're actually paying paychecks to yourself. Congratulations! You've managed to create a self-sustaining cycle of debt, anxiety, and existential dread.

From here, you can:

• Step 2: Rationalization - Justify your spending habits and convince yourself that that new video game was a sound investment.
• Step 3: Self-Loathing - Start questioning your life choices and wonder if it's all just a facade.
• Step 4: Desperation - Realize you're not alone and join a support group for fellow financial masochists.