Congratulations, you've made it to the final stretch of Financial Suicide by Choice! You've managed to max out your credit cards, take out a second mortgage, and still can't afford a decent avocado toast. You're a true champion!
But don't get too comfortable, friend. The final step is just around the corner. Are you ready to make the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of your financial well-being?
Here are the options:
(Note: The "buy a boat" link is just a cruel joke. Don't click it.)
Or should we say, "for financial entertainment purposes only"? Ha! That was a good one.