Subcommittee for the Slightly Less Privileged

Welcome, members of the subcommittee for the slightly less privileged. We're glad you're here, because someone has to do the work.

We meet in the conference room on Wednesdays, unless someone has a conflict. In which case, we meet on Thursdays.

We're a group of dedicated individuals who are just trying to make a difference, despite our relatively modest means.

Subcommittee Members:

• Steve, the Idea Guy - Our resident genius who comes up with all the ideas, but can't actually implement them.
• Lisa, the Research Geek - Our resident expert on things she can barely understand, but sounds smart while talking about it.
• John, the Executive - Our resident expert on things that don't actually happen, but sound impressive when said out loud.

If you'd like to join us, send an application to contact. We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds good on paper.