Page 3: The Great Paperclip Debacle
It all started with a simple request for paperclips. Just a few dozen. For, uh, "official" purposes.
Next thing you know, we've got a paperclip factory in the basement, employing an army of highly-trained paperclip procurement specialists.
And then the invoices started piling up. Like, literally piling up. We're talking 4-inch tall paperclip stacks, folks. It was a real thing.
We've had to implement a new "paperclip-based" budgeting system. It's... a work in progress.
Learn more about the Department of Red Tape that's been strangling our progress.