Ongoing Investigations: The Never-Ending Saga

Subcommittee on Mysterious Occurrences, Department of Unexplained Phenomena

We are a group of dedicated investigators, armed with an arsenal of curiosity and a healthy dose of skepticism. Our motto? "We'll believe it when we see it, but probably not."

We're currently investigating the following:

The Great Cheese Conspiracy

Is it true that the world's supply of cheddar is controlled by a shadowy organization of dairy cartels?

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The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

Dozens of donuts have gone missing from the break room fridge. We're on the case.

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We'll keep you updated on our progress. Or lack thereof.