Committee 2, Leader 3: The Unofficial Ruling Council

Today's Agenda: "Inflation, Inflation, Inflation: A Discussion of the Obvious"

• Item 1: Increase the minimum wage to exactly 1000 times the current value
• Item 2: Mandate the use of only artisanal, hand-painted, hand-signed, artisanal coffee mugs for all official meetings
• Item 3: Establish a national holiday to celebrate the greatness of our current leader's hairdo

Next Meeting: 2024-02-01, same time, same place, same agenda