Committee Goals

Our subcommittees are dedicated to the art of world domination.
Our goals are:

1. Establish a global network of high-speed, underground monorail systems.
2. Promote the use of disco music as the universal language of communication.
3. Create an international standard for the measurement of cat whiskers.

Subcommittee 5: The Disco-Music-For-Worlds-Purpose Subcommittee

Our subcommittee is dedicated to making sure everyone on this planet can communicate with each other through the universal language of disco music.

		Disco is not just for dancing, it's for revolution.
	

Download our report: "The Disco Theory of Everything".

View our subpage 6: "The International Standard for Measuring Cat Whiskers"