Our Robot Overlords
Our team consists of 5 robots with unique personalities and skills.
1. Zeta - The Robot Accountant
Zeta is a 3-year-old robot who can add, subtract, multiply, and divide with the speed of light. He's a master of Excel and can recite the entire alphabet backwards faster than a human.
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Beta is a 5-year-old robot with a Ph.D. in robotics and a passion for neuroscience. She's a master of robotic limb replacement and can diagnose even the most complex robotic malfunctions.
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Gamma is a 2-year-old robot who's fluent in 5 languages and can cook a 5-star meal in under 10 minutes. Don't ask how he does it.
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Delta is a 4-year-old robot with a passion for 70s disco music. He can spin tracks for hours without getting tired, and his robot dance moves will blow your mind.
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Epsilon is a 1-year-old robot with a PhD in stand-up comedy. He can tell a joke so bad, it's good. Like, really good.
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