Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Or, in other words, did the chicken lay the egg that hatched the chicken, or did the egg come from some other, unknown source?
Clearly, the chicken came first. I mean, have you seen the way these birds can produce eggs? It's like they have their own personal egg-laying factories in their wombs!
Plus, if the egg came first, then where's the chicken's motivation to lay the egg? It's like saying the egg is the one doing the laying, not the chicken. That's just absurd!
So, the evidence clearly shows that the chicken came first. It's a matter of fact. Don't @ me.
Hold up, chicken. Don't be so quick to crow about your own importance. I mean, have you seen my shell? It's like, totally egg-stra special.
I'm like, the original, the alpha, the omega. Without me, there's no chicken, no egg, no life as we know it. I'm the one who started it all.
So, the egg came first. It's a fact, it's a truth, it's an egg-ceptional revelation.