In a bold move to boost office morale, the subcommittee decided that all employees must sport majestic, Fjord-like facial hair. The reasoning behind this decision was twofold: first, to increase the average office beard length by 20%, and second, to create a sense of camaraderie amongst colleagues through the shared struggle of beard maintenance.
The subcommittee members present were: Chairman McSnarl, Vice-Chairman McFurrow, and Secretary McBeardface. They deliberated on this decision for 4 hours and 23 minutes, with only 2 minutes of break time for snacks.
A vote was taken, and the result was 3-2 in favor of mandatory facial hair. The minority report was filed by Vice-Chairman McFurrow, who argued that the added maintenance would be a distraction from the real work of world domination.
Implementation of the new policy is set to begin immediately. All employees are required to sport a minimum of 10 inches of facial hair within the next 2 weeks, with a fine of $10 per inch of non-compliance.