By order of the Ministry of Unnecessary Bureaucracy, you are required to wear a name tag on your desk chair. The name tag shall be at least 5 inches in length, with a 4-point font size, and shall include your name, job title, and a brief description of your job function.
Please report any issues with your name tag to the Mandate Enforcement Committee, who will promptly address your complaints and provide additional forms to fill out.
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