By order of the Council of Unnecessary Regulation, Mandate 2 has been issued to further clarify and complicate existing policies.

Key points:

• Article 3, Section 7 will be redefined to include an extra zero in all instances.
• The use of the letter "Q" is now mandatory in all official documents.
• All meetings will now be conducted with the lights turned off and the sound of a ticking clock in the background.

Effective immediately, this mandate will be enforced by the Department of Redundancy and Unnecessary Affairs.