PROTOCOL 47: THE GREAT WALL OF BUREAUCRACY

Section 1: The Wall

By order of the Supreme Leader, the Great Wall of Bureaucracy has been erected to protect the city from the horrors of efficiency and productivity.

Its construction is being overseen by the Ministry of Red Tape, who are using the latest in bureaucratic techniques to ensure the wall's construction is as slow and cumbersome as possible.

Section 2: The Wall's Defects

The wall has a number of notable defects, including:

• The infamous "Form-47" bug, which causes the system to freeze whenever someone tries to fill out a form.
• The "Redundancy Protocol", which requires every action to be duplicated three times for verification purposes.

Section 3: The Wall's Maintenance

The wall is maintained by a team of highly trained bureaucrats, who are experts in the art of doing nothing.

They are equipped with the latest in bureaucratic technology, including:

• The "Form-47-er", a machine that fills out forms for you, but only if you follow the exact procedure outlined in the 47-page manual.
• The "Bureaucratic Matrix", a complex system of nested tables and spreadsheets that ensures every decision is carefully considered and thoroughly justified.

Section 4: The Wall's Future