Q: What is the Time-Travel Committee?
A: It's a committee that handles the paperwork for people going back in time. Someone has to do it. We're the ones.
Q: Is it true that you guys just sit around all day doing nothing?
A: Absolutely not! We're always on the clock. Well, except for our lunch breaks. And our coffee breaks. And our breaks.
Q: How do I join the Time-Travel Committee?
A: You can't. We're a closed committee. You're stuck here.
See also: Joining the Committee