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Committee of Time-Traveling Bureaucrats

Rules:

Rule 1: Time-Traveling is a Serious Business

As a member of this esteemed committee, you must remember that time-traveling is not a hobby, it's a profession. Do not use your powers for personal gain or to alter the course of history.

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Rule 2: Don't Get CaughtCommittee of Time-Traveling Bureaucrats

Rules:

Rule 1: Time-Traveling is a Serious Business

As a member of this esteemed committee, you must remember that time-traveling is not a hobby, it's a profession. Do not use your powers for personal gain or to alter the course of history.

Learn more about Bureaucratic Ethics

Rule 2: Don't Get Caught

You are not a superhero, you are a bureaucrat. Do not wear a cape or try to fly. If you get caught time-traveling, you will be fired.

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Rule 3: Do Not Eat the Food in the Time-Machine

The food in the time-machine is not for human consumption. It's for the time-traveling machines. If you eat it, you will experience severe stomach cramps and a strong desire to go back in time to before you ate it.

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Rule 4: Do Not Touch the Controls

Do not touch the controls of the time-machine. They are not a toy. If you touch the controls, you will set the space-time continuum on fire and everyone will hate you.

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Rule 5: Do Not Talk About the Time-Machine

Do not talk about the time-machine in public. It's a national security risk. If you talk about the time-machine, you will be sent to reeducation camp.

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