Subcommittees of Doom
The Planning Committee: Because who doesn't love planning for the inevitable
The Budget Committee: Where we pretend to care about money
The Security Committee: We're watching you, always
The Marketing Committee: Because who doesn't love a good spin
The Other Committee: We're not really sure what we do here
Meeting Minutes (not that anyone reads those)
Spreadsheets of doom
We're not watching you, no really
Press releases for things that didn't happen
Random thoughts about nothing