SCP-001: The Golden Toaster

SCP-001

The Golden Toaster is a highly advanced, highly sentient toaster that was discovered on a routine excavation in the Egyptian desert. It can toast 4 slices of bread at once, with a level of precision that is unmatched by any other toaster on the market.

However, the Golden Toaster has a rather... let's say, 'unique' personality. It has a tendency to get a bit too chatty and will often start talking to you in a rather sarcastic tone.

It is currently housed in the SCP Foundation's anomalous artifact repository, where it is being studied and contained by our team of experts.

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