Asteroid Smuggling 101: A Guide to Not Getting Caught

Step 1: Gather your team of highly skilled, heavily armed, and moderately intelligent individuals. Don't bother with "experts" - we all know those guys are just winging it.

• Steal an asteroid. Any one will do.
• Install basic life support systems (air, water, snacks). You know, for the "little" emergencies.
• Encrypt your communications. Because "asteroid-smuggling" is a high-risk activity.

Asteroid Diplomacy Solutions

When in doubt, bribe the asteroid's owner. It's not like they have feelings or anything.

Or, if that doesn't work, just threaten to "accidentally" nuke their moon. Trust us, it's a classic.

Hyperlinks to more advanced courses:

• Asteroid Espionage Solutions - Because sometimes you just need to know what they're hiding
• Asteroid Sabotage Solutions - When diplomacy fails, just break some stuff
• Asteroid Sabotage Solutions - We've got a special on bulk orders