The Benevolent Tyranny: Because Who Needs Freedom, Anyway?

Our motto: "We'll let you have your freedom, as long as it's within our guidelines."

We're the Benevolent Tyranny, the government for the 99% of people who want to be in charge, but don't actually have any power.

Subcommittees:

Benevolent Oversight - Because who needs transparency when it's so much work?
Benevolent Enforcement - We'll fine you, but only in spirit.
Benevolent Education - We'll tell you what to think, but only if it's good for us.

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