Thermal Identity Theft

**Warning: Do not attempt to steal identities from our biscuits. We have a zero-tolerance policy for thermal thievery.

Our biscuits are not just delicious, they are also uniquely identified. We use advanced thermometry to assign each biscuit a unique thermal signature.

Subcommittee Members:

• Forensic Biscuit Experts
• Forensic Accountants for Biscuits
• Prevention Specialists

For more information on our thermal identity theft prevention methods, please see our Thermal Identity Theft Prevention Methods page.